¿Qué director de cine dirige mi vida?

Boludeando en el blog más lindo del mundo, saqué uno de esos quizz tontos y lo hice de puro vicio:

Tus resultados: Edward D. Wood, Jr.

Your film will be 45% romantic, 25% comedy, 36% complex plot, and a $ 29 million budget.

Ed Wood will get your film done waaaaay under budget, and will likely make it into a classic film of all time -- for all the wrong reasons. Let's face it, your life isn't terribly exciting to begin with, and it needs some camping up. His resume includes classics such as Plan Nine From Outer Space and Glen or Glenda? He's not afraid to tackle controversial topics, and may insist on portraying a transvestite in your film -- even if you've never seen a transvestite before. He was immortalized in the Academy Award winning Tim Burton film, Ed Wood -- go see it.

Si bien en principio es gracioso, hay un par de cosas que me chocan..

1. No necesito que un quizz bobo me diga que mi vida es aburrida

2. Si he visto travestis (Algunas chicas laburantes hay cerca de mi casa. No, no vivo en Palermo)

3. Ya vi mil veces Ed Wood por Tim Burton y me encanta.
"Pull the string, pull the string!"

Georgie Weiss: Why would Lugosi wanna do a sex-change flick?
Edward D. Wood Jr.: Because he's my friend!

4. ¿Cómo no aclaran que la principal característica de una vida filmada por Ed Wood es lo bizarro? (Sigo dolida por lo de your life isn't terribly exciting to begin with)

En fin...